Magic: The Gathering · funny
Discourtesy Clerk
Unfinity · #356 · uncommon · 2022
Creature — Vampire Employee
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Market reference
$4.48
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Card facts
Quick reference for collectors and graders.
- Collector number
- 356 / 639
- Release year
- 2022
- Rarity
- uncommon
- Illustrator
- Vladimir Krisetskiy
- Colors
- B
- Frame
- 2015
- Border
- black
- Finishes
- foil
- Promo types
- boosterfun · galaxyfoil
- Printed
- 2022-10-07
About this card
Mana cost: {3}{B}
Type: Creature — Vampire Employee
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
"Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting."
Keywords: Open an Attraction
P/T: 3/2
Tournament legality
Current legal status across competitive formats.
Pricing reference
Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.
Scryfall pricing
| Variant | Price |
|---|---|
| USD (foil) | $4.48 |
| EUR (foil) | €3.04 |
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Discourtesy Clerk is real?
Discourtesy Clerk is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Discourtesy Clerk worth?
As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Discourtesy Clerk is $4.48; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Discourtesy Clerk from?
Discourtesy Clerk is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unfinity" in the funny series, released in 2022.
What rarity is Discourtesy Clerk?
Discourtesy Clerk is a uncommon card in the Unfinity set.
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Other Discourtesy Clerk printings
Same Magic: The Gathering card across other sets and rarities.
