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Cheap Ass

Magic: The Gathering · funny

Cheap Ass

Modern Border Era

Unhinged · #5 · common · 2004

Creature — Donkey Townsfolk

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Market reference

$0.22

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Card facts

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Collector number
5 / 168
Release year
2004
Rarity
common
Illustrator
Randy Gallegos
Colors
W
Frame
2003
Border
silver
Finishes
nonfoil · foil
Printed
2004-11-19

About this card

Mana cost: {1}{W}

Type: Creature — Donkey Townsfolk

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

"And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain."

P/T: 1/3.5

Pricing reference

Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.

Scryfall pricing

VariantPrice
USD (non-foil)$0.22
USD (foil)$9.80
EUR (non-foil)€0.20
EUR (foil)€1.92

Frequently asked

How can I tell if my Cheap Ass is real?

Cheap Ass is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.

What is Cheap Ass worth?

As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Cheap Ass is $0.22; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.

What set is Cheap Ass from?

Cheap Ass is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unhinged" in the funny series, released in 2004.

What rarity is Cheap Ass?

Cheap Ass is a common card in the Unhinged set.

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